HAHHAHA, den var bra, den var bra haha...

guy: want to go out?
girl: i have a boyfriend
guy: i have a math test tomorrow
girl: and?
guy: sorry i thought we were naming things we could cheat on
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*A boy walks into his room and finds a note on his bed, It says: Dear teenage boy, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can. Signed, A spider*
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Age 5- mom: "honey your goldfish died" You: **cries, cries, cries** Age 15- mom: "honey your golfish died" You: "we had a goldfish??"
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FACEBOOK STATUS: 
Edward Cullen: is bored :[ 
- Jasper: Where's Bella? 
- Edward: On her period. 
- Bella: Don't just tell everyone that I'm on my period! :/ 
- Edward: Why? You are. 
- Bella: Well I don't tell everyone you sparkle like a fucking fairy in the sun or that you won't fuck my brains out until we're married even though I'm so up for it. You're not a real vampire! You're just a fucking sparkly emo BITCH! 
Bella has changed her relationship status to single. 
- Jacob likes this.
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Girls fall in love
with what they hear.
Boys fall in love
with what they see.
That's why girls
wear make up
and boys lie
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Teacher: Okay so a+n*g-r=78, is everyone okay with that? 
Pupil 1: Miss i dont get it can you come and explain it please 
Teacher: Okay *takes half an hour explaining it*, so do u understand it now 
Pupil 1: Yes thanks 
Pupil 2 to Pupil 1: Do u get it now? 
Pupil 1 to Pupil 2: No.... :/ 
Pupil 2 to Pupil 1: Me niether.... :/
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Kid: Mum, can i wear a mini-skirt today?
Mum: No
Kid: Can i wear lipstick?
Mum: No
Kid: Can i wear high heels?
Mum: No!
Kid: But Mum im 17 years old!
Mum: I know Justin, i know
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That awesome moment when the teacher asks you a question, thinking you wasn't paying attention. Then you answer it right, it's like What now! B**tch!
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;D ;D ;D
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